You think mus are nice? Read the goddamned news!

When some stinking fat mus creep isn't cutting off his wife's head or his daughter's head or planning to blow up an explosive-filled SUV in Times Square, or slaughtering umpteen innocents at one of our military bases where he has been made an officer in our Army, then he or she is insisting that they have special facilities to wash their stinking feet in the Denver Airport or attending an anti-American mus rally at one of their hideous mosks where some mus asshole cleric calls the filthy greasy mus masses to prayer over a loudspeaker interrupting the peace and quiet of the area for blocks. Mus attempt to murder cartoonists who portray their hideous pederast prophet as the stupid primitive jerk he was; mus threaten the life of an author of a totally boring book that they think insults their pedophile prophet. The only good mus is the one still in my sights after my M-4 has just discharged. Wake up America. Get your huge bloated lazy ass off your cheap Haverty sofa in your soon to be foreclosed house that those of us who work are paying for, and kick the stinking mus out of our country before you too will be down on your dirty little rug.